wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
Is this helping you get pumped up or am I going to have to send you more dick pics?
No talking tonight. Just drinking and puking up memories
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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