we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I'm going to shit on something weird... I can't wait
Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
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we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
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I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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