plz talk dirty to me
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
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Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
you look like you're about to get down on your knees and give america the business.
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
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In the morning he said my plan to make 2 casseroles today was, "hot in a grandma sort of way," & I didn't think it was weird. THAT'S how hot he was.
I hooked up with a blind guy last night... he's clapping in order to find his way around our apartment
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
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