like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I was drunk and really grossed out when you poured cheese on me and, I guess I just freaked out.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
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