we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
Yeah. I stopped her before she flashed the guy for a free slice of pizza. She called me a gentleman and then before I knew it she was in my bed.
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
Finished sriting an apology letter to my liver 2 weeks before st. Patricks game on
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
I'd apply for another job, but "staring out windows crying" is not a hot qualification right now.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
you got in a fight with your imaginary friend last night when he didn't catch you after a surprise trust fall
I went out with a plan. I came home with a Brian. THIS WAS NOT PART OF THE PLAN.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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