thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
i wanna stay in my bed and fart for a few more hours
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Just puked in the monkey exhibit at the zoo. They ate it. I don't want a pet monkey anymore.
Don't tell me wow. Tell me this is normal for college and in no way am I a whore.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I just don't know about this life anymore. Quite frankly I think I belong up there in the great blue, lounging on a cloud sippin tea with Jesus
It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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