just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
it got awkward when the only couple not hooking up was just watching..
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
And your boyfriend doesn't mind you constantly taking pictures of his dick just to freak out your brother?
its more like he's accepted that he can't stop me
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
I just watched two birds fight or fuck. It was crazy. Another bird was watching closer and I know that bird understood what was happening better than me.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
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