shotgunning a bud heavy is like shotgunning a turkey sandwich
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
So drunk last night I reviewed my recent anazon purchase of secret deodorant. Trust me, it was eloquent.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
Moms passed out wet and naked in a rocking chair again....
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