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I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
Every bar we ever go to has a woman there who hates him. Getting so much vagina has never seemed so not glorious
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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