Is it sad that I'm on the stopduiaz.com website and there is a cute boy but it will never work between us because hes in jail for 17.5 years?
Um.. is it mean if I say yes?
How would my first penpal letter even go? "Hey saw you on stopduiaz.com, sucks you killed that motorcyclist. Whats your favorite thing to do on the weekend?"
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
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Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I just realized I consumed seven different types of alcohol this weekend. And I'm only counting jungle juice as one of those. How the fuck did I not die?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
You got Broadway Drunk, dude. I haven't heard you sing "Music Of The Night" like that since the last time I was holding you up on the way to the subway at two in the morning.
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he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
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