He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
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in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
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He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
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