She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
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HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
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I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
When my card got declined you bought the vibrator without me even asking. This is what friendship is.
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