i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
My absolute favorite part of last night was after I puked in the ally, we rounded the corner and you screamed, "she's ok!" and everyone cheered
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
You fell asleep mid blowjob with my vibrator in your HAND. So no, I will not bring you pizza.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
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