i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
