just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
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Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
I've decided I'm peeing in a solo cup then throwing it on his windshield. It's official. He called the cops 4 times in our first week at the house. He deserves it, right?
You just sat there and yelled "I JUST WANT TO RUB MY NIPPLES"
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
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There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
When I say "is it a bad idea to do Mollie before an 8hr shift tomorrow?" I dont want to hear the truth I want to hear you encouraging my bad decisions
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
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