You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
i havent had this much fun since the last time i farted and it created a boner.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
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my dad just paid them in porn...i no longer feel guilty for getting hammered and not helping
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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