I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
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I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
Found our threesome girl. She says I'm pretty. She doesn't know I'm pregnant. Yet. Think we can pull it off?
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He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
You know it's nice having a girlfriend who will lotion your balls for you
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
I just took the batteries out of the xbox remote so she could replace the dead ones in her vibrator If that's not love I don't know what is
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