ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
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Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
Chasing shots with sriracha-covered mini toast was, in retrospect, not the best idea.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I'm concerned that this blind man on the bus has a boner right now
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Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I am 95% sure I just heard my cat say "What are you doing home? It's Saturday night."
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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