I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
she just took a shower. i'll probs go down on her to encourage shower taking. it's like pavlov, you know?
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dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
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He's afraid of heights. How do I know, you ask? Blowjob on his roof.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
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