I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
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I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
How did I end up in the pool?!
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Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
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Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
I can't put those talents on a resume
What section do you want to sit in? The screaming girls section or the "when you guys were popular I was straight and pretended not to like you guys" section?
There might be a dead possum in your bed, your roomate is extremely distressed!
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