She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
Life is so much better after having sex.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
I also have a full keg. I'm thinking about crashing a party, they can't get mad if I bring a keg of beer.
She called his dick the colossus. I dont give a fuck if shes his wingman, I gotta see this natural wonder
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
you guys have a strange definition of the word fun. I would have said dangerous, terrifying, or life-threatening. of course, bowling can now be described the same way.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I literally wonder, frequently, "Will anyone ever fuck me until i go cross eyed for 2 hours again?''
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
What's the point of having a gay best friend if he doesn't play with your titties?
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