so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
Why did you take off so early
No more beer. And also. Threesome. Maybe. Ill let you know.
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
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I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
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incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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