my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Is waterboarding an exceptable way of getting sober?
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Nothing says walk of shame like leather pants in daylight
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
Two words: nipple clamps
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