Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
She said cowgirls can can pee standing up and proceeded to pull up her dress and drop her underwear.
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