NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
She carries her pencils in a crown royal bag... Need I say more?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
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