it hurts more in the daytime
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
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I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
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My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
You don't understand!!! BACON ROSES!!! Why are you not more excited?!
I mean, don't most people have like a two week grace period where it's okay to ditch new friends?
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on