What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
Also-when I die, I want it to be with my arms above my head so that when rigor mortis sets in, my breasts are perky.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
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