nothing makes up for a small, perpetually flaccid penis quite like a British accent
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
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A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
I got rejected. By another girl. At a red light. In front of seven shirtless cyclists in the middle of the night. How is that normal?!?
Omg. The nephews found my stripper pole. The scary part is theyre good at it.
Normally this is when girls give blow jobs. That's how you mentally condition them to put up with PMSing, because they see the shinny blowjob light at the end of the tunnel.
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Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.