I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
Hit a parked car with a "property of Jesus Christ" bumper sticker. Wrote out five hail mary's and left it on the windshield.
This Girl Got Ghosted By Her BF Of 5 Years While On A Trip They Took For Her Birthday
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
Frozen waffles and wine. Loneliness-party of one
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
People Are Applauding Chrissy Teigen For Getting Candid About Breast-Pumping
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.