Rock
Scissors
Fuck
o shit let me call u back theres a hamburger in my pocket
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
Let's just do a victory lap through all of our exes.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
I smoked out of two pipes at the same time while my friends wielded the lighters last night. It felt like I graduated to the next level of stoner.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
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