What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
she crawled under her car and passed out. Unfortunately her feet were sticking out and someone called 911 because they thought she had been run over.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
how is telling me how long you drunkenly fucked someone supposed to make me miss you?
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Randomize
