there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
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there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
He keeps bees of course he's weird
So, got kind of drunk last night, made out with some guy, and somehow stole his credit card. Don't even know.
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
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Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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