im in a kiddie pool, high, with a keg in arms reach. If i had a sandwich and a blowjob this would be the best day ever
Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Can you send me a picture of you not naked, my mom wants to see what you look like
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
You FaceTimed me at three in the morning while you were peeing. Your eyes were glazed over and you showed me your bellybutton.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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