oh, also, we're locked out of the house and we're going to have to take shelter with the hot, poss single, dad next door. i hope this turns into a porno
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Just found my mom passed out in my bed holding a bag of wine. Not sure if I'm ashamed or proud.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
So if a girl goes for it you're gonna stop her and tell her you gave up ejaculation for lent?
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
You know it was a weird night when you find curly fries in your purse the next morning...
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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