these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
please tell me that the half empty jar of cocktail sauce on the table has nothing to do with my missing seamonkeys
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
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hungover subway ride filled with german tourists and a mariachi band. too early. too fuckin early
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
Come over. I've made 2 dinners and so many cocktails. I'm a 50's housewife with no family.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
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I want an apology pizza with SORRY IM A DOUCHE spelled out on it in pepperoni
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
I almost had sex at the fire station last night and I need you to acknowledge all the awesomeness that is in that sentence.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
My roommate taped his phone to the ceiling fan to simulate walking so he could hatch Pokémon. Lazy people will always find a way.
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