Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
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I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
You're the only person I know who would be upset about making out with a girl you like. You're like a drunken Charlie Brown.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
he forgot we were at my place and not his so he tried kicking me out of my own apartment by saying "so, you can go whenever you want...."
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Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
The next time we go out, we're bringing a jar so that people can contribute to the rest of what I need to come up with for my breast implants... We'll show them yours for inspiration and persuasion.
Honestly who turns down a free blowjob?
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
That's why we have robots to masturbate for us
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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