so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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