Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
So in the middle of making out, he decided to give me a breast exam. God I love dating a doctor. He saved me a $20 copay.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You’ve seen my tits of course he broke his wedding vows
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