Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
Trumps. I've been wiping my ass with fast food napkins for 3 days.
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So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
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I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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