Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
Just fucked in his moms tanning bed. While it was on. Weirdest. Tan. Ever.
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I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
I think I just accidentally agreed to become a surrogate for a gay couple
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
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There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
Speaking of fellatio on fictional characters, the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man would be a delicious blowjob.
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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