What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
It's like I'm the Little Bo Peep of sheparding dicks.
Only someone with your twisted mind could come up with that simile. Do you sit around and read 'How to turn Beloved Childrens Stories into Sexual Analogies?' This is the 3rd time you've done this.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
About six hours after the bottle of smirnoff, I was googling "losing your stomach lining" and calling my mom for help. She has experience.
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
Did my married ex-boyfriend really tell me that he prays for me? Fucking Judas
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
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