dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
We kept trying to bring you to the hospital but you had a tantrum and kept saying you would never be Miss America
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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