every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
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started to yawn and threw up hamburger helper instead. awesome night.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
Someone spilled vodka all over the elevator floor. Bring straws.
he has decreed that i can sleep with anyone who has the same name as him. line up all the toms
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
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I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
So... I woke up on a bench with a honey bun on my chest.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
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