'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Remind me to switch to jello when you decide to do shots off my ass. It's so much easier to clean than this pudding.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
but I'll probably watch some porn later so it's not a complete waste of a Saturday night.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
You stumbled into the hotel room escorted by security and then went into the bathroom sat by the toilet, threw up for hours while slamming your head on the wall and whimpering "why" over and over.. I went to bed
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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