im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
Instead of having sex, we spent the entire night making pillow forts and have sword fights. I think I'm in love
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
He just gave a drunken 7 minute speech on how to make the perfect grilled cheese. he explained types of butter and cheeses....i think i love him
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
My professor just used the phrase "balls deep in your mind". My day is officially made.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
Randomize
