Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
All his texts have the signature of a date with a smile. I asked him what it means. IT'S THE DAY HE QUIT DOING DRUGS
This freshman just ran out of her seat in a 200 person lecture, opened the emergency door and vommed everywhere. Then quietly went back to her seat. $2 Pitchers hit someone hard last night.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
idk but i have you stored in my phone as 'guy with beard doing body shots'
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Mostly i might never get belligerent again because im gonna have to keep track of a diamond ring.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I swear to go if the response she sends me something along the lines of who the fuck is Mark Hamill I might need to brake up with her.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
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