Tell LD happy birthday and party like it's $19.99
Recession joke.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
then she said "on the count of three I think we should apologize to eachother"
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I just called my boyfriend "Dad"... Awkward
Dashing through the vodka, in a tinder swiping rage, all the fuck boys get a no, laughing all the way.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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