I just realized that i have never seen about 30 percent of my friends sober before
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
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And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
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Pretty sure I just shit out pure stomach acid. I'll explain after you take me to a hospital
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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