is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
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oh good. ive just found out that i went downstairs at 6 am still blacked out and had a 30 minute conversation with my mom about the different ways to feed our dog
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
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Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
UVE SEEN MY TITS OKAY STOP CRYING
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
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