I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
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You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
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Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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