so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
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First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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stoners and superglue do NOT mix
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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