38 yer olds are good kisserssss
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Found your pants in the mailbox
What were my pants doing in the mailbox?
I don't know but there's postage on them
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
I got the job! The hiring manager is the sister of a guy I slept with so its like I'm a real adult now
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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