he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
You took the receipt and ate it. You then took it out and gave it to the waitress with slobber and holes all over it.
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