I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
she looked at me completely serious and said "orgasms are 15% Stronger during a hurricane" and started to take all her clothes off
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Currently siting in the living room naked, staring at one of the girls across the street in her living room naked. This is like the most intense starting contest of all time.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
Bruise count after new years, 7. 2018 is looking up.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I'm always down for nudity.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
