wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Just realized after we're done pre-gaming for St. Patricks Day, we have March Madness, the first day of spring, and Easter to pre-game for. March is a great month.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We're stoned and watching little Einstein videos. Come. Over. Now.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
Never underestimate the power of titties
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