i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
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This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
You leave me no choice. Your vagina is grounded. It can just sit there and think about what it's done.
In other news, someone I've had sex with won jeopardy last night.
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They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
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We did hand stand push-ups while beer bonging. Its now a thing
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
We need to get fucked up again and play games like "save the tequila but dodge the knife"
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
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