I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
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im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
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I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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