kristin has been a bad kristin
At a strip club after monster truck rally. You should be here
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
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She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
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And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
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