i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
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she's using motion activated glade air fresheners as some sort of early warning system
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
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Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
Did I ever tell you what happened that night after he ran you over?
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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